The Orion Correlation

Are you a total raving mad looney?
Why don't you use a 50 point font with a bight bitmap tiled background that makes your site unreadable?
Do you really live in a trailer with your mother?
Your ideas are brilliant! Would you like to be on some quack radio show?
Dude, you will be so sorry when the aliens invade!
How can I send you some important secret information about...?
You are going to go to hell for this!

Q: Are you a total raving mad looney?
A: Absolutely!

Q: Why don't you use a 50 point font with a colourful background that makes your site unreadable?
A: OK, you've caught me. I'm not really a total raving mad looney, I'm just a mini-total raving mad looney. The diet coke of total raving mad loonies. Only one screw loose, not enough.

Q: Do you really live in a trailer with your mother?
A: No, I moved out, and have my own trailer now.

Q: Your ideas are brilliant! Would you like to be on some quack radio show?
A: I'd love to. Preferably with some of my fellow trailer trash. Better yet! Hosted by trailer trash!

Q: Dude, you will be so sorry when the aliens invade!
A: Uh, dude. Wouldn't we, like all be sorry if that happened?

Q: How can I send you some important secret information about...?
A: Send all super secret squirrel conspiracy information to /dev/nul@orioncorrelation.com

Q: You are going to go to hell for this!
A: No, I'm not! All my sins are absolved hundreds of times a second using the Premium Platinum Penance Program™ available at click4absolution.com